Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
keep your eyes peeled
it’s like a universal law that you can automatically smell the fedora whenever a guy posts a video and writes “ladies, take note” above it
this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring
FUCKING HELL MISHA
moves so fresh you revive the dead comics
10k away from 10k someone promo me
imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday