im slightly normal i guess

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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queensamwise:

it’s like a universal law that you can automatically smell the fedora whenever a guy posts a video and writes “ladies, take note” above it

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

buzzedfeed:

this is my favorite mugshot because I’ve never seen such perfect contouring 

DOES ANYONE MISS THIS HAIRSTYLE ON HIM OR IS IT JUST ME

imaginethatsupernatural:

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FUCKING HELL MISHA

-T

kingcheddarxvii:

moves so fresh you revive the dead comics

unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me

koishy:

imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes

vinebox:

literally me

vinebox:

literally me

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday